babies were throwing up all over the place
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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