I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
