I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
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