idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
I think your dad took our porno
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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