at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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