What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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