so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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