Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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