I love black thongs
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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