We're like a lot better than the average bears
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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