its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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