R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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