Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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