I want to make a zoo with you.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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