omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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