Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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