on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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