Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
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