Non-Jews are for practice
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
well you can't waste a boner
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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