too bad you live with your parents still
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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