clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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