He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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