What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
im holly from the hills drunk
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Holy sore nipples Batman
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
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