Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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