Whatcha textin bout Willis?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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