Sponge bath it is.
You surviving the open bar?
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I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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