But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
