Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Sorry about my life...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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