So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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