Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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