I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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