Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
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