Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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