thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
vagina is talking i cant
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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