I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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