You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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