Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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