How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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