Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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