He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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