dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.�
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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