He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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