But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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