I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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