no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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