This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
my penis made a compromise with my morals
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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