you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
Randomize
