38 yer olds are good kisserssss
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Randomize
