around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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