He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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