She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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